We hope your wallet doesn’t suffer a heart attack.

    

This should help you think things out earlier than usual.

Life is short and children grow up fast. But when it comes to the soccer games, the last thing you want to do is embarrass your children or yourself to the other parents. Always strive to be the one the other parents want to hang out with. Oh crap, it's starting to sound like grammar school all over again!

What a rush!

 

Using some of that parental power like a boss.

 

A much better outcome than having to hear them trash talk random people on Call of Duty though, right?

 

The perks of being a loving parent…