Really dude, you just can't have it all you know?

Hustlers gotta do what a hustlers gotta do and cut some corners

We don't want to judge but are you sure you weren't just dating a fifth grader?

Not the most mature way to go about it but we're fucking loving it anyway!

Well, a good hunt is what men were made for right!

No, this was totally on purpose. He might be using you for a rebound, don't be the rebound girl!